Tuesday 23 April 2013

Dua Ka Sacha Asar To Hona Hi Tha

Ek Aurat Ko Shaadi Ke Kai Saal Baad Bhi Bachha Na Hua.
Aurat Dukhi Ho Kar Ek Pandit Ke Paas Gayi.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Meri Shaadi Ko Paanch Saal Ho Gaye, Par Ek Bhi Bachha Nahi Hua
Pandit: “Main Badrinath Mein Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga, Jarur Kirpa Hogi
10 Saal Baad, Pandit Ji Us Aurat Ke Ghar Gaye To Dekha Ke Uske Aangan Mein 10 Bachhe Khel Rahe The.
Pandit: “Mubarak Ho, Bachhon Ke Papa Kaha Hai?
Aurat: “Badrinath Gaye Hai, Diya Bujhaane

Melody And Maala D

Question: “What’s The Difference Between Melody & Mala-D?
Answer: “Jab Bacche Masti Karte Hai To Melody Di Jati Hai,
Jab Bachhon Ki Maan Masti Kar Rahi Ho To Mala-D.”

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse