But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

class room is a train! 1st -2nd benches r reserved 4 VIP Nxt 2 benches r general coach. Then,Last 2 benches r very demanded!! 4 "SLEEPER COACH"

Height Of Insult. Boy-Friend: “Agar Tumhare Hath Nahi Hote To Kya Tum Gloves (Dastane) Pehanti?” Girl-Friend: “Nahi Bilkul Nahi” Boy-Friend: “To Fir Bra Kyu Pahanti Ho?“

Ek Din Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Apne Chekup Ke Liye Gayi Dr: “Zor Se Saans Lo, Aur Zor Se Thoda Aur Tezi Se Sans Lo” Tabhi Ek Awaj Aayi “Kattak” Dr: “Oh Aapki Haddi Mein Fracture Hai” Lady Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Haddi Thik Hai Meri Bra Ka Hukk Toot Gaya Hai”