Shaayraana Andaaaz

"Chodumal Khan Sahab Ko Ek Din Condom Chahiye Tha, Ab Vo Jakar Chemist Ko Shayarana Andaaz Mein Esa Kya Bole Ki Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye. Aap Bhi Jane Condom Ka Naam Shayrana Andaz Mein"

Ustaad Chodumal Khaan Sahab Chemist Shop Mein Ja Ke Bola.
Chodumal: “Ek Gilaaf-E-Auzare, Maza-E-Mahobbat, Bandishe-E-Nasal Do”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Kya?”
Chodumal Ki Biwi Sath Hi Khadi Thi, Sunkar Boli
Biwi: “Abe Condom Maang Rahe Hai“