Showing posts with label Double Meaning. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Double Meaning. Show all posts

Thursday 31 May 2012

gF Saath Ho To Ky kHNE

Dosto Kayi Baar Esa Ho Jata Hai Ki Choti Choti Bedhayani Mein Muh Se Nikli Baatein Bahut Bada Double Meaning Matlab Bana Deti Hai.
Esa Hi Ek Case Hamare School Friend Raj Ke Sath Hua, Jab Vo Apni Girlfriend Ko Leke 1st Time Date Pe Gaya.
Bus Hume Hi Pata Hai Fir Us Bechare Ko Apni Girlfriend Ko Manane Mein 2 Din Lage Aur Kaisi Usko Samjhaya.
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Raj Aur Uski Nayi Nayi Bani Girlfriend Restrauent Mein Gaye Aur Khane Ki Table Pe Beth Gaye.
Sathi Wali Table Par Ek Shadi Shuda Couple Betha Tha, Uski Wife Ne Murge Ki Taang Utha Ke Pati Ki Plate Mein Rakh Di.
Ye Dekh Kar Apna Raj Bina Soche Samjhe Girlfriend Ko Bola.
Raj: “Kaash Meri Bhi Shadi Hui Hoti To Meri Biwi Bhi Mujhe Taange Utha Utha Ke Deti

Height Of Double Meaning

Ek Bar Ek Ladka Phone Milata Hai Aur Phone Uthaye Jane Par Number Confirm Karta Hai
  • Boy: “Hello Is It 22171314?
  • Girl: “Sorry, Zara Hindi Mein Bolo
  • Boy: “Do Do Ne Ek Sath Choda?
Girl: “Sorry Wrong Number Ye Teen Teen Ek Sath Do Bar Choda Hai.