Pairo Pe Khade Hone Ke Nuksaan

"Shadi Ki Baat Jab Bhi Hoti Hai To Hamesha Kaha Jata Hai Ki Pahle Apne Paanv Pe To Khade Ho Jao, Aaj Pade Apne Paanv Pe Khade Hone Ka Nuksan."

Matric Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Se Shaadi Ka Kaha,
Baap Bola: “Pahle Apne Paon Pe Khade To Ho Jao”
F.S.C. Ke Baad Pucha To Bhi Yahi Jawab Mila
B.S.C, M.S.C Ke Baad Bhi Baap Ne Yehi Jawab Diya.
P.H.D Ke Baad Ladke Ne Baap Ko Kabhi Bhi Shadi Karvane Ko Na Kaha
Jab Wo Job Lag Gaya To Ek Din Baap Ne Use Kaha: “Tum Paon Pe Khade Ho Gaye Ho Ab Shaadi Kar Lo”
Beta Rote Hue Bola: “Main To Khada Ho Gaya Hoon, Par Ab Wo Khada Nahi Hota“

Baat Baat Mein Gali Dene Ki Adat

"Kuch Logo Ki Aadat Hoti Hai Baat Baat Mein Gali Dene Ki, Par Kayi Baar Unki Ye Aadat Unpe Hi Bhari Pad Jati Hai, Aisa Hi Banta Ke Sath Hua."

Banta Ko Har Baat Mein Gaaliyaan Dene Ki Aadat Thi.
Ek Din Bhaaga-Bhaaga Kahi Jaa Raha Tha To Santa Ne Puchha
Santa: “Abe Kidhar Ja Raha Hai?”
Banta: “Bahan Ki Chut, Photostate Karane Jaa Raha Hoon”
Santa: “Achha, Fir Chut Ki Ek Copy Mujhe Bhi De Diyo.“

Lesson

Boss: “Let Me Fuck You Just One Time, I’ll Be Quick And Pay You 20,000. I’ll Throw The Money On The Floor & Till You Bend Down & Pick Up All, I’ll Be Done”
Girl Likes The Proposal & She Calls Her Boyfriend.
Boy Friend: “Its Fine But Ask For 30,000 & Be Very Quick To Pick The Money”
After 4 Hours Boyfriend Calls Her
Boyfriend: “What Happened?”
Girlfriend: “That Bastard Is Still…
Aaah…
Fucking Me…
Ahh
He Brought All Coins…
Lesson: Please Read The Offer Documents Carefully Before Investing.