Busy Hone Ka Bahaana Nhi Chalega

Ek Bhoot Apne Baal Katvane Naayi Ke Paas Gaya.
Naayi Ke Pass Pahle Se Hi Customer Bethe The, Bola: “Baad Mein Aana, Abhi Main Busy Hoon”
Bhoot Ne Kuch Aisa Bola Ki Naayi Ko Heart Attack Ho Gaya,
Kya….?
Bhoot: “Sar Rakh Kar Ja Raha Hoon, Tum Baal Kaat Dena Main, Baad Mein Le Jaunga“

Masooom Bacche

Pehla Bacha: “Meri Mummy Jadu Karna Jaanti Hai Jab Wo Papa Key Lund Ko Pakadti Hai To Lund Bahut Bada Ho Jata Hai“.
Doosra Bacha Bola: “Ye Kaun Si Badi Baat Hain Meri Mummy Jab Mere Dad Ke Lund Per Bethti Hai Toh Sara Lund Gayab Ho Jata Hain.