Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“

14 Saal Ka Ladka Apne Pados Ki Aunty Se Puchhta Hai,
Ladka: “Aunty, Ladkiyon Ko 12 Saal Ki Umar Mein Bachcha Hota Hai Kya?”
Aunty: “Nahi”
Ladka: “To Fir Apni Beti Ko Samjhao Na, Faltu Mein Condom Ka Kharcha Karwati Hai“

Gabbar Ne Bahu Ki Izzat Loot Li

Ramu Ghar Ke Ander Gussa Aur Thakur Sahab Se Bola
Ramu: “Thakur Saab Gabar Ne Bahu Ki Ijjat Loot Li”
Thakur: “To Main Kya Karun?”
Ramu: “Bahurani Puchh Rahi Hai Gabbar Se Badla Lena Hai Ya Payment?“