Musharraf Vs Manmohan Singh

Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai
Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?”
Musharaf: “Haan Hai”
Manmohan: “To Gaand Mein Daal Le”
Agle Din Manmohan Phir Musharaf Ko Phone Karta Hai
Manmohan: “Sariya Hai Kya?”
Musharraf Chalak Bante Hue: “Nahi Hai”
Manmohan : “Kyun Gaand Mein Daal Liya Kya?”
Teesre Din Manmohan Musharaf Ko Call Karta Hai

Manmohan: “Oye Sariya Hai?”
Musharraf “Gusse Mein Bolta Hai, Hai Bhi Aur Nahi Bhi”
Manmohan: “Kyun Ander Bahar Ker Raha Hai”
Agle Din Musharaf Sochta Hai Is Baar Main Manmohan Ko Phone Ker Ke Chutiya Banata Hoon
Musharaf: “Sariya Hai?”
Manmohan: “Kyun Gaand Mein Daalna Hai“