Dua Ka Sacha Asar To Hona Hi Tha

Ek Aurat Ko Shaadi Ke Kai Saal Baad Bhi Bachha Na Hua.
Aurat Dukhi Ho Kar Ek Pandit Ke Paas Gayi.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Meri Shaadi Ko Paanch Saal Ho Gaye, Par Ek Bhi Bachha Nahi Hua”
Pandit: “Main Badrinath Mein Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga, Jarur Kirpa Hogi”
10 Saal Baad, Pandit Ji Us Aurat Ke Ghar Gaye To Dekha Ke Uske Aangan Mein 10 Bachhe Khel Rahe The.
Pandit: “Mubarak Ho, Bachhon Ke Papa Kaha Hai?”
Aurat: “Badrinath Gaye Hai, Diya Bujhaane“

What's Vicious Hole

The Boss Calls His Secretary & Says: “Get Ready For D Weekend, We R Going On A Business Trip.”
The Secretary Calls Husband & Says: “Me & My Boss R Going On A Business Trip For 2 Days So Take Care Of Yourself”
The Husband Calls His Mistress & Says: “My Wife Is Going On A Business Trip Come Home We Can Have Fun”
The Mistress Calls The Boy To Whom She Gives Tuition: “No Tuition This Weekend.”
The Boy Calls His Grand Father: “Grandpa At Last We Can Spend This Weekend Together.”
Grandpa (The Boss) Calls His Secretary & Says: “Business Trip Is Canceled. I’m Going To Spend Weekend With My Grandson”
The Secretary Calls Husband: “I Won’t Be Going”
The Husband Calls His Mistress: “I Am Sorry My Wife Is Not Going ”
The Mistress Calls Boy: “You Have Tuition”
Boy Calls His Grandpa & Says: “Sorry Grandpa I’ve Classes”
The Grandpa Calls Secretarty.. . . . ..  .

Shaayraana Andaaaz

"Chodumal Khan Sahab Ko Ek Din Condom Chahiye Tha, Ab Vo Jakar Chemist Ko Shayarana Andaaz Mein Esa Kya Bole Ki Bechare Ke Hosh Hi Udd Gaye. Aap Bhi Jane Condom Ka Naam Shayrana Andaz Mein"

Ustaad Chodumal Khaan Sahab Chemist Shop Mein Ja Ke Bola.
Chodumal: “Ek Gilaaf-E-Auzare, Maza-E-Mahobbat, Bandishe-E-Nasal Do”
Dukandaar Hairani Se Bola: “Kya?”
Chodumal Ki Biwi Sath Hi Khadi Thi, Sunkar Boli
Biwi: “Abe Condom Maang Rahe Hai“

Ladkiyo Ko Satisfaction Kitne Lambe Se Hoti Hai?

William Sexfear Ka Kahna Hai Ke
Kewal 2.5 Inches Kafi Hai Kisi Ladki Ko Satisfy Karne Ke Liye,

Aur Ye ATM Card Ki Lambayi Hai, Dimag Ki Soch Ko Saaf Rakho.

Paani Ki Kami

Routin Checkup Ke Liye Ek Ladki Apne Family Doctor Ke Paas Jati Hai.
Doctor Check Karta Hai Aur Batata Hai
Doctor: “Tumhare Badan Mein Pani Ki Kami Hai”
Ladki: “Ho Hi Nahi Sakti, Jab Bhi Mera Boy-Friend Mere Boobs Dabata Hai To Meri Choot Gili Ho Jati Hai“

Explaining Romance In Easy Way

Romance In Easy Way
1. Hand In Hand
2. That In Hand
3. Hand In That
4. That In Mouth
5. Mouth In That
6. That In That
Now Don’t Ask What Is That?

Famous Quote

Beautiful Quote By William Sexfear

 “A Girl A Day.. Keeps The Hand Away“

Sunny Leone Tweets:

On Rose Day Sunny Leone Tweets:


 “Tum Mujhe Rose Do, Main Tumhe Roz Dungi“

Fuck” Is The Only Word Which Can Be Used To Express Many Feelings

Fuck” Is The Only Word Which Can Be Used To Express Many Feelings
Anger: “Get The Fuck Out Of Here”
Anxiety: “What The Fuck Is Happening”
Confused: “What The Fuck”
Curious: “How The Fuck Did You Do That”
Failure: “I’m Fucked”
Love: “She Is Fucking Beautiful”
Lust: “Aah Fuck Me Baby”
Pride: “I Am A Fucking Genius”
Revenge: “Fuck You”
Sad: “Why The Fuck Does This Happen To Me”
Victory: “I Won That Fucking Competition”
By This Time You Will Be Thinking This Is One Fucking Great Joke

Jab Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle To,

Jab Ghee Seedhi Ungli Se Na Nikle To,


 Chamach Istemaal Karo, Har Cheez Mein Ungli Karna Achhi Baat Nahi Hai.

Seedhi Baat With Rakhi Saavant

Media: “Aap Kitni Padhi Likhi Ho?”
Rakhi Sawant: “Zyaada Nahi.. Bas Inter-Course Kiya Hai…!!“

10 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend

10 Qualities Of A Perfect Girlfriend

1. Truthful
2. Intelligent
3. Gentle
4. Humble
5. Tolerant
6. Polite
7. Understanding
8. Sexy
9. Smart
10. Youthful

In Short – Tight Pussy

Maine Ek Boond Se Sagar Bana Liya

Kon Kahta Hai Ki Banayi Gayi Kahavate Aur Muhavare Sach Nahi Hote.
Gaur Farmaiyega -
Maine Ek Boond Se Sagar Bana Liya,
- Sagar’s Father

technical Problem

One Day A Civil Engineer Asked His Town Planner: “What Is The Technical Defect In A Female Body?”
He Replied: “Entertainment Area Is Constructed Very Near To The Sewerage Area“

Common Sense Missing

Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha
Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga
Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”
Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“

Common Sense Missing

Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha
Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga
Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”
Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“

Common Sense Missing

Kutta Kutti Ko Sadak Par Chod Raha Tha
Ek Sardarni Ne Dekha To Uska Bhi Mann Karne Laga
Sardarni Ne Sardar Ko Bade Romantic Mood Mein Kaha: “Aji Suno, Aap Bhi Aisi Karo Na”
Sardar Bola: “Main To Tyaar Hun Tum Kutti Se Pooch Lo Kahi Use Na Koi Aitraz Ho“

Hilaao But Kya????????

Hila Darling Hila,
Zor-Zor Se Hila,
Hila Dil Se Hila,
Pakad-Pakad Ke Hila,
Bas Hilati Ja,
Jitna Hilayegi,
Utna Maza Aayega,
Varna,
Halwa Jal Jayega.

Pappu Is Dating With His New Girlfriend In Hotel Room.
Girl Friend: “I Demand Good Manners In Bed, Just Like At The Dinner Table”
Pappu Climbs Into Bed Slowly & Says: “Honey, Would You Pass The Boobs Please?“

Poor Rosemary

Rosemary Divorced Mr.Lele.
B’coz She Was Sick Of Telling Her Name, Roz Meri Lele,
Imagine Her Tough Luck, She Was Re-Married To Mr. Marlow.