Pappu Gaon Ke Primary School Me Padhta Tha.
Ek Din Wahaan Par (Deupty) Auditor Aaya Aur Usne Sabhi Bachcho Ka Test Lene Ke Liye Ek Sawaal Puchha.
Deputy: “Bachchho Koi Aisi Cheez Batao Jiske Anek Naam Ho?”
Pappu Ne Turant Apna Haath Khadaa Kar Diya.
School Ke Head Master Ne Apna Maatha Peet Liya, Kyunki Wo Jaantaa Tha Ki Ye Pappu Haraami Hai Iskaa Jawaab Bhi Haraami Hi Hoga
Pappu: “Uskaa Naam Hai Baal (Hair)”
Deputy Hairani Se: “Beta Wo Kaisi, Iske Anek Naam Kahaan Hote Hain?”
Pappu: “Sir Main Samjhata Hun”
Sar Pe Hote Hain To Unhe “Julfain” Kahte Hain,
Aankho Ke Ke Upar Hoote Hain To Unhe “Bhon” Kahte Hain,
Chhatee Pe Hote Hain To Unhe “Royen” Kahte Hain,
Aur Lund Aur Chut Ke Aas Paas Hote Hain To Unhe “Jhaant” Kahte Hain.