Pappu Operating His Train

Pappu Jab Chhota Tha To Santa Ne Use Ek Toy Train Lake Di.
Pappu Ne Fatafatt Train Ko Khola Aur Us Se Khelne Lag Gaya.
Thodi Der Baad Santa Jab Aaya To Usne Pappu Ko Bolte Suna.
Pappu: “Aao-Aao Bhonsdiwaalo Jaldi Aao Train Chhootne Wali Hai”
Santa Ne Ye Suna Aur Sidha Pappu Ko Do Thappad Lagaye.
Pappu Aadhe Ghante Tak Rota Raha.
Aadhe Ghante Baad Dobaara Train Ko Pakda Aur Bola.
Pappu: “Bhonsdi Walo Jisne Train Pe Chadna Hai Chado Nahi Chadna To Na Chado, Ek Madarchod Ki Wajah Se Train Pahle Hi Aadha-Ghanta Late Hai“

A Unique Answer Of Unique Question

Teacher: Prove That AB/AG + 2MP + 4WD + 9MC = ABC?
Pappu: “A Boy Over A Girl + 2 Minute Pain + 4 White Drops + 9 Months Course = A Beautiful Child.

Aajkal Ameer Log Kabhi Bhi Gareeb Logo Se Dhang Se Pesh Nahi Aate, Par Idhar To Pappu Ki Sari Family

"Aajkal Ameer Log Kabhi Bhi Gareeb Logo Se Dhang Se Pesh Nahi Aate, Par Idhar To Pappu Ki Sari Family Hi Gareeb Logo Se Pyar Karti Hai, Par Kaise?"

Pappu Ki Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachhho Ko Samjhate Hue Bola.
Teacher: “Bachho, Gareebon Se Hamesha Pyar Se Pesh Aana Chahiye”
Pappu Ek Dam Se Bola: “Achha, Ab Samjha”
Teacher: “Kya?”
Pappu: “Tabhi Papa Naukrani Ko Gale Lagate Hai, Mummy Doodhwale Ko Aur Didi Driver Ko“

Extraordinary Nakal Karne Ka Tareeka

10th Calss Ke Exams Chal Rahe The,
Paper Bhi Hard Tha Aur Examiner Bhi Bahut Hi Strict Tha.
Cheating Karne Ka Koi Bhi Moka Nahi De Raha Tha, Bar-Bar Round Pe Round Laga Raha Tha.
Achanak Pappu Ne Ek Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup-Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya, Aur Exam Ke End Tak Utha Hi Nahi.
Exam Khatam Hote Hi Sari Class Pappu Ke Paas Aa Gayi Aur Puchha: “Abe Kamal Kar Diya, Tune Esa Chit Pe Kya Likha Tha?”
Papu Haste Hue Bola: “Bas Yahi Ki Sir, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Phati Hui Hai“

Extraordinary Nakal Karne Ka Tareeka

10th Calss Ke Exams Chal Rahe The,
Paper Bhi Hard Tha Aur Examiner Bhi Bahut Hi Strict Tha.
Cheating Karne Ka Koi Bhi Moka Nahi De Raha Tha, Bar-Bar Round Pe Round Laga Raha Tha.
Achanak Pappu Ne Ek Chit Likh Kar Examiner Ko Di.
Examiner Chup-Chap Ja Ke Apni Chair Pe Beth Gaya, Aur Exam Ke End Tak Utha Hi Nahi.
Exam Khatam Hote Hi Sari Class Pappu Ke Paas Aa Gayi Aur Puchha: “Abe Kamal Kar Diya, Tune Esa Chit Pe Kya Likha Tha?”
Papu Haste Hue Bola: “Bas Yahi Ki Sir, Pichhe Se Aapki Pant Phati Hui Hai“

Jyotish Ji, Kaam Ki Baat To Batate Nahi

Ek Ladka Jyotish Ke Paas Apna Haath Dikhwane Ke Liye Jata Hai.
Jyotish Ladke Ka Haath Dekh Kar Bola.
Jyotish: “”Beta, Tum Bahut Padhoge””
Ladka: “Baba, Padh To Main 8 Saal Se Raha Hoon, Ye Batao Ke Paas Kab Hounga?“

Teacher Essay

Class Mein Techer Ne Bachho Ko Kaha Ki Apne Teacher Ke Uper English Mein 10 Lines Likho
Kuch Der Baad Pappu Khada Hua Aur Teacher Se Puchta Hai
“Sir, Haramkhor Ko English Mein Kya Kahte Hai?“

Jaisa Ki Aap Sab Jante Hai Ki Pappu Hai To Maha-Shaitan, Hamesha Ulta Sidha Sochta Rahta Hai
Ek Din Usne Class Mein Aayi Ek Pataka Madam Se Sawal Puchha
Pappu: “Madam Ji, Jaise India Ko Ind Aur Pakistan Ko Pak Kahte Hai, To Brazil Ko Kya Kahenge?”
Bechari Madam Ab Kya Jawab Deti

Pappu Is Dating With His New Girlfriend In Hotel Room.
Girl Friend: “I Demand Good Manners In Bed, Just Like At The Dinner Table”
Pappu Climbs Into Bed Slowly & Says: “Honey, Would You Pass The Boobs Please?“

Saali Aadhhi Gharvaali

Santa Ke Ghar Jab Champpu Hua To Uski Kunwari Saali Kuch Din Rahne Ke Liye Uske Ghar Aayi
Ek Din Santa Ne Apni Sali Ko Bola: “Teri Didi Busy Hai, Tu Pappu Ko Doodh Hi Pila De”
Sali Hairan Hokar: “Jija Ji, Mere Ko To Doodh Hi Nahi Aata”
Santa Bhi Hairan Ho Gaya: “Kamal Hai, Display To Bahut Bhari Hai Aur Stock Kuch Bhi Nahi?“

Pappu Gaon Ke Primary School Me Padhta Tha.
Ek Din Wahaan Par (Deupty) Auditor Aaya Aur Usne Sabhi Bachcho Ka Test Lene Ke Liye Ek Sawaal Puchha.
Deputy: “Bachchho Koi Aisi Cheez Batao Jiske Anek Naam Ho?”
Pappu Ne Turant Apna Haath Khadaa Kar Diya.
School Ke Head Master Ne Apna Maatha Peet Liya, Kyunki Wo Jaantaa Tha Ki Ye Pappu Haraami Hai Iskaa Jawaab Bhi Haraami Hi Hoga
Pappu: “Uskaa Naam Hai Baal (Hair)”
Deputy Hairani Se: “Beta Wo Kaisi, Iske Anek Naam Kahaan Hote Hain?”
Pappu: “Sir Main Samjhata Hun”
Sar Pe Hote Hain To Unhe “Julfain” Kahte Hain,
Aankho Ke Ke Upar Hoote Hain To Unhe “Bhon” Kahte Hain,
Chhatee Pe Hote Hain To Unhe “Royen” Kahte Hain,
Aur Lund Aur Chut Ke Aas Paas Hote Hain To Unhe “Jhaant” Kahte Hain.