Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”

"Hamare Pyare  Champu Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."

Champu Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,
Judge: “Champu, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”
Champu Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya“