It Can't be GairKanuni

Ek Champu Road Pe Susu Kar Raha Tha, Police Ne Use Pakda Or Bola
Policewala: “Ye Gair Kanuni Hai.”
Champu Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Bolti Tum? Gair Ka Nuni? Ye Bachpan Se Humara Apna Nuni Hai“

Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”

"Hamare Pyare  Champu Sahab Ne Ek Inspector Ki Gaand Mar Li, Aayiye Pade Ki Adalat Main Sahab Ne Kya Wajah Pesh Ki Uski Gand Marne Ki."

Champu Adalat Mein Apne Case Ki Sunvai Par Aata Hai, Judge Khaan Se Puchta Hai,
Judge: “Champu, Tumne Inspector Ki Gaand Kyu Maari?”
Champu Khush Hote Hue: “Judge Sahab, Inspector Ne Hum Ko Hukum Diya Thha Ke Hathiyaar Daal Do Humne Daal Diya“

Aaj Ki Generation Ki Soch

Ek Din Champpu Ghar Mein Akela Betha Tha.
Timepass Ke Liye Usne Socha Kyu Na Kuch Mouj Masti Ki Jaye.
Usne Pocket Mein Se Ek Coin Nikala Aur Hawa Mein Uchala Aur Mann Mein Sochne Laga.
Head Aaya To Girlfriend Ke Sath Sex Karunga,
Tale Aaya To Muth Maar Ke Kaam Chala Lunga,
Coin Khada Raha To Kisi Gay Ki Gaand Maar Lunga,
Aur Agar Hawa Mein Latak Gaya To Maa Kasam Aaj Se Padhai Ke Alava Kuch Bhi Nahi Sochuga.