Problem In Sex

India Mein Ek Common Problem
Pati: “Janu Aao Sex Karte Hai”
Wife: “Nahi Yaar Aaj Nahi, Aaj Mera Upwas Hai”
Bechara Pati  .. ??? :-(
Par Gabraye Nahi Ab Ese Dino Ke Liye Hajir Hai
Manforce Ka Sabudana Flavour Condom.
Ab Upwas Ko Bhi Karo Khaas, Aa Jao Pass Pass

99 Condoms

A Guy Walk Into A Local Pharmacy & Walks Up To The Counter Where Lady Pharmacists Is Filling Perception.
Guy: “I’d Like 99 Condoms Please”

Lady Pharmacist Surprises & Says: “Fuck Me…!!!”
Boy Replies: “Ok, Make It 100 …”
That’s The Spirit ..