Musharraf Vs Manmohan Singh

Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai
Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?”
Musharaf: “Haan Hai”
Manmohan: “To Gaand Mein Daal Le”
Agle Din Manmohan Phir Musharaf Ko Phone Karta Hai
Manmohan: “Sariya Hai Kya?”
Musharraf Chalak Bante Hue: “Nahi Hai”
Manmohan : “Kyun Gaand Mein Daal Liya Kya?”
Teesre Din Manmohan Musharaf Ko Call Karta Hai

Manmohan: “Oye Sariya Hai?”
Musharraf “Gusse Mein Bolta Hai, Hai Bhi Aur Nahi Bhi”
Manmohan: “Kyun Ander Bahar Ker Raha Hai”
Agle Din Musharaf Sochta Hai Is Baar Main Manmohan Ko Phone Ker Ke Chutiya Banata Hoon
Musharaf: “Sariya Hai?”
Manmohan: “Kyun Gaand Mein Daalna Hai“

Problem In Sex

India Mein Ek Common Problem
Pati: “Janu Aao Sex Karte Hai”
Wife: “Nahi Yaar Aaj Nahi, Aaj Mera Upwas Hai”
Bechara Pati  .. ??? :-(
Par Gabraye Nahi Ab Ese Dino Ke Liye Hajir Hai
Manforce Ka Sabudana Flavour Condom.
Ab Upwas Ko Bhi Karo Khaas, Aa Jao Pass Pass

Alag Desh Alag Soch, Par India Is On Top

Jab Kisi Ka Accident Ho Jata Hai To Alag Alag Desh Main Log Kis Terha Xpression Dete Hai
U.S.A.: “Oh My God!”
Pakistan: “Ya Allah!”

Africa: “O La La!”
Australia: “Got A Hit!”
Aur
India: “Maa Chud Gayi Behan Ke Lode Ki Aur Chala Tez“

Foreigner Vs Indian

Whats The Difference Between Foreigner And Indian After Two Pegs Of Whiskey?
Foreigner Says: “Good Night Sweet Dreams”
Indian Says: “Bhai Ab Batao Kiski Maan Chodni Hai“