Insaan Andhaa Nhi Hota

Ek Hotel Jo Sirf Naye Shadi-Shuda Couples Ke Honeymoon Ke Liye Bana Tha,
Uske Gate Pe Ek Bada Sa Sign Board Laga Tha, Jispe Likha Tha.
Kripya Khidki Ke Parde Hamesha Dal Ke Rakhe,
Aapka Pyar Andha Ho Sakta Hai Par Humara Staff Nahi.

Musharraf Vs Manmohan Singh

Ek Din Musharraf Ko Manmohan Singh Ka Phone Aata Hai
Manmohan Singh To Musharaf: “Tere Paas Sariya Hai?”
Musharaf: “Haan Hai”
Manmohan: “To Gaand Mein Daal Le”
Agle Din Manmohan Phir Musharaf Ko Phone Karta Hai
Manmohan: “Sariya Hai Kya?”
Musharraf Chalak Bante Hue: “Nahi Hai”
Manmohan : “Kyun Gaand Mein Daal Liya Kya?”
Teesre Din Manmohan Musharaf Ko Call Karta Hai

Manmohan: “Oye Sariya Hai?”
Musharraf “Gusse Mein Bolta Hai, Hai Bhi Aur Nahi Bhi”
Manmohan: “Kyun Ander Bahar Ker Raha Hai”
Agle Din Musharaf Sochta Hai Is Baar Main Manmohan Ko Phone Ker Ke Chutiya Banata Hoon
Musharaf: “Sariya Hai?”
Manmohan: “Kyun Gaand Mein Daalna Hai“