Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli “Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai” Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun” Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

I Can’t Marry You But I Love You”. Actual Meaning.

Said By A Great Lover: “I Can’t Marry You But I Love You”.
Actual Meaning.
Behan Ki Laudi Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu, Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon

Baat Kuch "Jami" Nahi

Ek Baar Do Yatri Train Mein Safar Kar Rahe The,
Time Pass Karne Ke Liye Kuch Karna Chahiye Ye Soch Kar Ek Yatri Ne Doosre Se Kaha.
Pehla Yatri: “Janab Koi Shayari Sunaiye”
Doosra Yatri: “Lo Ji Ek Sher Suno – Miyan Makbool, Aapki Gand Mein Gobhi Ka Phool”
Is Se Pahle Wo Agli Line Bolta Pahla Yatri Fatafat Bola: “Wah Kya Sher Tha, Ab Mera Suno – Miyan Makbool, Aapki Gand Mein Jamun Ka Ped”
Doosra Yatri: “Janab Ye Kuch Jama Nahi”
Pahla Yatri: “Bhosdi Ke, Agar Jamun Ka Ped Jam Jata To Teri Gaand Na Phatt Jati“

Dua Kabool Ho Hi Gayi

"Dua Karne Se Suna Hai Bagwan Bhi Maan Jaata Hai, Isliye Hume Dua Karte Rahna Chahiye, Aisa Hi Is Joke Mein Bhi Hua, Akhir Bhagwan Ne Dua Sun Hi Li"

Ek Aurat Ke Pass Ek Maina Thi, Par Vo Bahut Galiya Diya Karti Thi.
Duniya Bhar Ki Har Gali Use Aati Thi, Aur Ghar Aaye Har Mehman Ko Vo Galiya Deti Thhi.
Aurat Bechari Badi Pareshan Rahti Thi, Ek Din Usne Mohalle Mein Ek Mollvi Ji Ko Apni Samsya Batayi
Aurat: “Molvi Ji, Main Bahut Pareshan Hun, Aapke Pas To Har Tarha Ka Upay Hota Hai, Iska Bhi Koi Samdhaan Do Na.”
Molvi Bola: “Arey Ye Bhi Koi Badi Baat Hai, Mere Pass Bahut Time Se 2 Tote Hai Aur Vo Bahut Hi Sharif Aur Nek Hai, Sara Din Namaz Padte Hai”
Aurat: “Arrey Wahh, Par Meri Problem Kaise Door Hogi?”
Molvi: “Tum Ek Kaam Karo, Kuch Din Ke Liye Apni Maina Ko Mere Dono Toto Ke Sath Pinjre Mein Rahne Do, Vo Bhi Sudhar Jayegi”
Aurat Ne Khushi Khushi Apni Maina Ko Molvi Ko De Diya
Movli Jaise Hi Maina Ko Leke Kamre Mein Gusa
Ek Tote Ne Dusre Ko Kohni Mar Ke Khushi Se Kaha
Tota: “Abe Uth Be Bhonsdi Ke, Hamari Barso Ki Dua Kabool Ho Gayi Hai“

Saala Poora Gaaanv Hi Haraami H

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.
Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji”
Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi”
Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli
Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai”
Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.
Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha”
Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: “Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi”
Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.
Baap Bola: “Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya”
Maa Boli: “Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye”
Baap Bola: “Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya”
Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: “Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi”
Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.”
Maa Gusse Se Boli: “Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar”
Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di
Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine”
Maa Boli: “Kaise?”
Aadmi Bola: “Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi”
Maa Ne Puncha: “Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya?”
Aadmi Bola: “Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi”
Maa Chilla Ke Boli: “Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai“