“Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom“

I Asked 100 Women Which Shampoo They Preferred?
The Top Answers Was.
“Get The Hell Out Of My Bathroom“

Shortly Replied By Buzurg

"Kahte Hai Ki Bade-Budhe Logo Ki Juban Se Hamesha Pyar Tapakata Hai, Aisa Hi Example Ye Uncle Ji Hai, Kitna Pyara Jawab Diya Ek Chote Se Sawal Ka."

Ek Buzurg Se Kissi Ne Puccha
Aap Hamesha Zameen Pe Kyu Baithte Ho?
Buzurg Ne Muskurate Hue Bahut Hi Pyaara Jawab Diya
“Kyu, Tujhe Koi Taqleef Hai? Madarchod“

I Can’t Marry You But I Love You”. Actual Meaning.

Said By A Great Lover: “I Can’t Marry You But I Love You”.
Actual Meaning.
Behan Ki Laudi Tu Itni Khobsurat Nahi Hai Ki Shaadi Kar Lu, Par Itni Buri Bhi Nahi Ke Bina Chode Jaane Doon

Saala Poora Gaaanv Hi Haraami H

Ek Ladka Apni Patni Ko Lene Apni Sasural Gaya.
Ladki Ki Maan Ne Bistar Bichaya Aur Damad Ji Ko Boli: “Baitho Damad Ji”
Damad: “Meri Gand Mein Itne Baal Hai Ki Bistar Ki Jarurat Hi Nahi”
Saas Ne Ye Suna Aur Gusse Mein Bhadkati Hui Boli
Saas: “Tu Apne Bade Bhai Ko Bhejna, Tab Main Apni Beti Bhejungi, Tu To Ganda Hai”
Do Din Baad Ladke Ka Bada Bhai Aaya To Maan Ne Sari Baat Bade Bhai Ko Batai.
Bade Bhai Ye Sun Ke Bola: “Jhutha Hai Sala, Parson Hi Maine Uski Gand Mari Ek Bhi Baal Nahi Thha”
Maa Ne Ye Suna Aur Socha Sale Dono Bhai Harami Hai Boli: “Apne Baap Ko Bhejna, Tabhi Apni Ladki Bhejungi”
Baap Aaya Maan Ne Kalpate Hue Sari Baat Baap Ko Batai.
Baap Bola: “Sale Dono Hi Nalayak Hai. Ek Baar Main Nadi Mein Naha Raha Tha Sala Mere Kapde Le Ke Bhag Gya”
Maa Boli: “Hey Bhagvan, Aap Phir Ghar Kaise Aaye”
Baap Bola: “Aise Kaise Aata, Kinare Pe Ek Gadha Khada Thha Uski Gand Mein Land Daal Ke Aaya”
Maa Ne Jaisi Hi Baap Ke Muh Se Ye Suna Sir Thaam Liya Aur Socha: “Sala Pura Khandan Hi Kamina Hai, Main Abb Apni Ladki Nahi Bhejungi”
Kuch Din Beet Gaye, To Damad Ke Gaanv Mein Se Ek Aadmi Ladki Ki Maa Se Mila Aur Bola
Aadmi: “Apne To Apni Ladki Nahi Bheji.”
Maa Gusse Se Boli: “Kaisi Bhejti Un Kameeno Ke Ghar”
Aur Iske Baad Ussne Sari Baat Usko Bata Di
Gaanv Wale Aadmi Ne Ye Suna Aur Bola: “Haan Sahi Kiya Aapne Vo Hai Hi Kamine”
Maa Boli: “Kaise?”
Aadmi Bola: “Ek Baar Main Seedhi Maangne Inke Ghar Gaya, Saalo Ne Nahi Di Jabki Rakhi Thi Ghar Mein Hi”
Maa Ne Puncha: “Seedhi Ka Kya Karte Bhaiya?”
Aadmi Bola: “Karta Kya Oont Ki Gand Marni Thi”
Maa Chilla Ke Boli: “Hey Bhagwan Sala Ye Pura Gaanv Hi Harrami Hai“

Arzz Kiya H

Ustaad Fursat Fatte Haal Khan Ji Ne Rote Hue Ek Din Arz Kiya.
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,
Hamare To Sare Khawab Usi Din Choor-Choor Ho Gaye,
Aye Doston,
Jab Wo Ghar Aayi To,
Mummy Boli: “Jao Beta Didi Ke Liye Paani Le Aao

Indian Fauzi Vs Police

Police Wala Or Fauji Ek Saath Train Me Safar Kar Rahe The.
Policewale Ne Time Pass Ke Liye Fauji Se Puchha
Policewala: “Ap Chutti Pe Ja Rahe Hai?”
Fauji: “Han Biwi Ki Delivery Hai, Isliye”
Policewala: “Ohh Achha, Kitne Din Baad Ghar Ja Rahe Ho?”
Fauji: “2 Saal Baad.”
Policewala Uska Majaak Udate Hue: “Phir To Hone Wala Bacha Pakka Haram Ka Hoga”
Fauji Ne Bade Pyar Se Jawab Diya: “Mujhe Konsa Ghar Rakhna Hai Police Me Bharti Kar Doon Ga“

An Oversexy Answer

A Young High School Girl Wearing Skirt Is Walking Past A Construction Site When One Of The Builders Yells Out.
“Hey Gorgeous! Why Don’t You Come Over Here And Sit On My Face”
Without Even Blinking An Eye, She Yells Back
“Why Sweetheart, Is Your Nose Bigger Than Your Cock!“

Reply By Gf

Boyfriend Girlfriend Sex Kar Rahe Thhe.
Ladka Bola: “Janu Ab Hume Shadi Kar Leni Chahiye”
Ladi Gusse Se Boli: “Madharchod, Tu Mazdoor Hai Mazduri Kar, Factory Ka Malik Ban Ne Ki Koshish Na Kar“

Tarif Teri

Patni Ne Shadi Ke Kuch Months Baad Pati Ko Kaha.
Patni: “Janu, Aapne Kabhi Mere Gharwalo Ko Tariff Nahi Ki”
Pati: “Teri Choot, Teri Maa Ki Choot, Aur Sabse Bhadiya Mast Teri Bahan Ki Choot“

Pyar Bhari Insult

Girl And Boy Hotel Ke Room Mein Sex Karne Ke Baad Lete Hue Thhe
Ladki: “Jaanu Tumhe Pata Hai Tumhari Lulli Duniya Ki Sabse Badi Lulli Hai”
Ladka Khush Hokar Bola: “Achha!!!”
Ladki: “Haan Kyunki Iske Baad Lund Ki Category Shuru Ho Jaati Hai“