Melody And Maala D

Question: “What’s The Difference Between Melody & Mala-D?”
Answer: “Jab Bacche Masti Karte Hai To Melody Di Jati Hai,
Jab Bachhon Ki Maan Masti Kar Rahi Ho To Mala-D.”

Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?

Questions: “Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“

A Short, Sweet and Meaningful Answer

Example Of A Short, Sweet and Meaningful Answer
Girl: “Hey! How Are You Doing These Days?
Boy: “By Hand“

Hindi Measurement Unit

Question: “Which Is The Only Hindi Measurement Unit That Describes Time, Length, Weight, Heat, Light, Power, Noise Etc. Everything At Minimum Value?”
Answer: “Jhaant Barabar“

Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?

Question: “Why Did Newton Commit Suicide?”
Answer: “Because He Saw A Complete Naked Girl, And Observed Something Going Up In His Pant, Against His Own Laws Of Gravity“

Wisely Answered

Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha
Sir: “Define Energy?”
Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai”
Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo”
Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“

Wisely Answered

Class Mein Sir Ne Ek Ladki Se Puchha
Sir: “Define Energy?”
Girl: “Sir, Mujhe Poora Nahi Aata Sirf Last Ka Thoda Aata Hai”
Sir: “Okay, Jitna Aata Hai Utna Hi Bolo”
Girl: “And This Is Called Energy“