Doctor Went To Check Preeto After Operation.
Doctor: “Dont Worry, You Will Be Fine In Few Days”
Preeto: “How Long Will It Be Before I Am Able To Have A Normal Sex Life?”
Doctor Paused For Sometime
This Alarmed The Preeto: “What The Matter Dr.?”
Doctor: “You Will Be Fine, Its Just That No One Has Ever Asked Such A Question, After Having Their Tonsils Removed“

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?

Questions: “Why Are Vegetarian Women Silent During Sex?”
Answer: “They Are In State Of Shock That A Piece Of Meat Can Give So Much Pleasure“

You Can't Express Feelings

According To William Sexfear
You May Be Loving Your Girlfriend Very Deeply
But You Cant Express It More Than 6-7 Inches Deep.

Hats Off for Santa Singh

In A Bar An American, An Italian, A Turki And An Indian (Santa) Met.
American: “I’m Proud Of Our CIA, They Know Whatever Is Happening In The World, Often Before It Happens.”
Italian: “I’m Proud Of Our Women, They’re The Most Beautiful And Not Easy To Be Had.”
Turki: “I’m Proud Of Our Carpets, True Works Of Art. No One Can Make Carpets Of Such High Quality.”
Then They All Looked At The Silent Santa, Waiting For His Response.
They Asked: “What Are You Proud Of?”
Santa: “I’m Proud Of Myself!”
They All Asked: “Why?”
Santa: “Yesterday I Screwed An Italian Woman On A Turkish Carpet And The CIA Knew Nothing About It.“