Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

You Can't Express Feelings

According To William Sexfear
You May Be Loving Your Girlfriend Very Deeply
But You Cant Express It More Than 6-7 Inches Deep.

Damn! – English Has Changed So Much

When I Was 10.
Rubber Meant Eraser,
Ass Meant Donkey,
Gay Meant Happy,
Straight Meant Linear,
Making Out Meant ‘Logical Detection’,
Cock Meant Rooster,
Pussy Meant Cat,
Stag Meant A Male Deer,
Prick Meant A Jab,
Poke Meant A Nudge,
Chick Meant A Baby Hen,
Screw Meant A Carpenter’s Implement
And A Tit Was Always For Tat
Damn! – English Has Changed So Much.

The Importance Of ‘Unity‘ Explained At It’s Best:

The Importance Of ‘Unity‘ Explained At It’s Best:
What Did One Leg Of A Woman Tell The Other: “United We Are Saved, Divided We Are Fucked“

Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai”?

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai”
Biwi: “Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon?”
Doctor: “Kyun ?”
Biwi: “Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali Gayi Hai“

Love Marriage Ka Fayda?

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: “Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota“

What Is Height Of Laziness?

What Is Height Of Laziness?
A Husband Lying On His Wife & Waiting For An Earthquake!!

Vese To Aurat Mein Hazaro Karishme Hai, Par Jo Log Anjaan Hai Vo Pade Ye

"Vese To Aurat Mein Hazaro Karishme Hai, Par Jo Log Anjaan Hai Vo Pade Ye Do Karishme, Jo Aapki Aankhein Khol Denge."

Baba Saxidas Ke Anusaar Aurat Puri Karishmo Se Bhari Padi Hai Aur Unhone Aurat Ke Do Khas Krishme Apne Bhakto Ko Bataye Hai
Aurat Bina Ghas Khaye Doodh Deti Hai.
Aur Bina L.nd Ke Bhi Vo Mard Ki Gand Maar Sakti Hai.

Problems

According to William Sexfear
Problems & Difficulties Are Like Big Boobs
They Look Big For Those Who Only See Them,
But
They Are Enjoyable For Those Who Handle Them Very Well !