Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai”?

Santa Ki Biwi Bachhe Ki Potty Test Karwane Gayi.
Doctor Bola: “Ye Potty Nahi Halwa Hai”
Biwi: “Hey Bhagwan… Doctor Sahab, Ek Phone Kar Loon?”
Doctor: “Kyun ?”
Biwi: “Unko Batana Hai Ke Potty Unke Tiffin Mein Chali Gayi Hai“

Love Marriage Ka Fayda?

Baba Saxidas Ke Ek Bhakt Ne Unse Puchha
Bhakt: “Baba Ji, Ye Love Marrigae Ka Kya Fayda Hai?”
Baba Ji Muskuraye Aur Bhakt Ko Ankh Marte Hue Bole
Baba Ji: “Bacha Simple, Suhag Raat Wale Din Sharmane Mein Time Waste Nahi Hota“

Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya

Suhag Raat Ki Rat Ko Apni Wife Se Sex Karne Ke Bad Pati Ne Apni Patni Se Puchha Ki Tune Kya Mehsoos Kiya
Toh Patni  Boli
5% Sharam,
5% Dard Or
90% Purane Din Yaad Aa Gaye

Biggest Suhagrat Ever

Ek Ladka Aur Ladki Ki Engagment Ho Chuki Thi Aur Ab Shadi Ki Baat Chal Rahi Thhi.
Ek Din Dono Road Pe Icecream Khate Hue Apas Mein Bat Kar The Thhe.
Ladka: “Shadi Ke Liye Konsi Date Rakhain?”
Ladki Hichkichatey Hue: “22 December Rakh Lo Na”
Ladka: “Kyu, Special Yehi Din Kyu?”
Ladki Sharmate Hue: “Suna Hai Vo Saal Ki Sabse Lambi Raat Hoti Hai“

Suhagrat Ke Maze by Banta

Ek Bar Banta Ki Shadi Hui, To Agle Din Uske Dosto Ne Puchha
Dost: “Kaho  Sahab, Suhagrat Kaisi Rahi?”
Banta Khush Hote Hue: “Amma Kya Bataye, Pahli Baar Kisi Nangi Ladki Ko Dekh Kar Teen Bar Muth Maari“

Dehati Banda Superhit

Ek Gaanv Ke Anpadh Ladke Ki Shadi Hoti Hai
Suhagrat Ko Kamre Mein Jaata Hai Aur Biwi Se Bolta Hai
Ladka: “Aaj To Main Teri Maa Chod Dunga“

Ladki Khade Hokar Apna Ghagra Uthake Boli
Ladki: “Aur Ise Kya Tera Baap Chodega?“

Sabzi Na samz Suhaagraat Ko

Suhag Raat Ko Wo Apni Patni Ki Panty Uper Karke Paani Chidakne Lag Gya
Patni Hairani Se: “Ye Kya Kar Rahe Ho Ji?”
Pati Bola: “Karna Kya Hai Maal Ko Taaza Kar Raha Hoon.”