Hats Off for Santa Singh

In A Bar An American, An Italian, A Turki And An Indian (Santa) Met.
American: “I’m Proud Of Our CIA, They Know Whatever Is Happening In The World, Often Before It Happens.”
Italian: “I’m Proud Of Our Women, They’re The Most Beautiful And Not Easy To Be Had.”
Turki: “I’m Proud Of Our Carpets, True Works Of Art. No One Can Make Carpets Of Such High Quality.”
Then They All Looked At The Silent Santa, Waiting For His Response.
They Asked: “What Are You Proud Of?”
Santa: “I’m Proud Of Myself!”
They All Asked: “Why?”
Santa: “Yesterday I Screwed An Italian Woman On A Turkish Carpet And The CIA Knew Nothing About It.“

Ye Nahi Sudhrege

"Kahte Hai Doobte Ko Tinke Ka Sahara Hota Hai, Par Ek Doobti Aurat Ko Jab Santa-Banta Ne Bachaya To Kya Hua? Kya Karamat Dikhayi, Pade Is Joke Mein."

Paani Mein Doobti Ek Aurat Chilla Rahi Thi.
“Bachao-Bachao Main Pregnant Hoon.”
Santa Ne Use Bahar Nikala Aur Muh Se Muh Mila Ke Usko Saans Dene Laga.
Banta Uski Panty Utaar Ke Uski Choot Ke Andar Foonk Marne Laga.
Santa: “Kya Kar Raha Hai Kamine ?”
Banta: “Array, Tu Maan Ki Jaan Bacha, Main Bachhe Ki Jaan Bachata Hoon“

Matlabi Padosi

Santa Kisi Baat Pe Apni Biwi Se Ladd Raha Thha Aur Gusse Mein Aakar Bola
Santa: “Jee Karta Hai Tere 2 Tukde Kar Du”
Achanak Uske Pados Mein Se Ek Awaj Aayi
Abey Niche Wala Hissa Mujhe De Diyo Yaar, Teri Badi Meharbani Hogi

Confusion Of Santa

Santa Ek Din Apni Beti Ke Room Ki Safayi Kar Raha Thha To Usko Cigarette Milli
Santa Thinks: “Oh No, She Smokes?”
Kuch Din Baad Fir Safayi Karte Hue Whiskey Ki Bottle Milli

Santa Thinks: “On No, She Drinks?”
Kuch Din Baad Usko Bed Ke Niche Se Condom Mila
Santa Hairan Ho Ke: “Haye Mar Gaya, Meri Ladki Ko Lund Bhi Hai?“

Grahko Se NaaInsaafi

Santa Banta Se: “Yaar Mere Ko Ek Baat Samajh Mein Nahi Aati?”
Hair Oil Ke Add Me Oil Dikhate Hai,
Tea Ke Add Me Tea Leaf Dekhate Hai
Police Ke Add Me Police Dekhate Hai
Par Whisper Ke Add Me Kuch Nahi Dikhate

Eh Masla Ki Hai

Santa Is Intelligence

Callgirl Ne Bus Stand Par Khade Santa Ji Se Puchha: “Sex Karoge?”
Santa: “Jarur, Par Agar Meri Wife Ki Tarha Karogi To”
Girl: “Haan Karoon Gi But Wo Kese Karti Hai?”

Santa: “Muft Mein“