K.G Ke innocent Bachche

KG Ki Class Mein Teacher Ne Bachho Ko, Ginti Ke Zariye Susu Karna Sikhaya
1. Zip Kholo
2. Nunni Nikalo
3. Skin Piche Khincho
4. Susu Karo
5. Skin Age Khincho
6. Nunni Andar Lo
7. Zip Band Karo
Wo Roz Check Karti Aur Khush Hoti,
Jab Sab Bachhe Zor Se Chillate,
1,2,3,4,5,6,7
Magar Ek Din Usne Suna,
3,5 3,5 3,5
Aur Wo Behosh Ho Gayi.

Aj Kal K Bachhco Ka Dard Bayaan Karne Ka Way

Ek Din Pati Aur Patni Mein Apne Bachhe Ko Leke Bahas Chal Rahi Thi,
Dono Is Baat Pe Jhagad Rahe The Ki Unka Ladka Kis Se Jyada Pyar Karta Hai, Maa Se Ya Baap Se.
Akhir Dono Ne Faisla Kara Ki, Wo Pichhe Se Uspe Ek Pathar Fenkenge.
Agar Vo Chillaya “Haaye Mummy” To Maa Ki Jeet Hogi.
Aur Agar Vo Chillaya “Haaye Papa” To Baap Ki Jeet Hogi.
Unhone Ped Ke Piche Se Chup Kar Park Mein Beithe Bachhe Ko Ek Pathar Maara.
Bachha Chilla Kar Bola: “Kon Hai Be, Maa Ke Lode?“

"Kuch Bachhe Hamesha Apne Maa Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karte Hai Unka Sir Fakar Se Uthvate Hai,

"Kuch Bachhe Hamesha Apne Maa Baap Ka Naam Roshan Karte Hai Unka Sir Fakar Se Uthvate Hai, Par Is Bache Ne To Apne Baap Ka Naam Gahre Paani Mein Dubo Diya."

Class Mein Madam Sab Bachhon Se Unke Papa Ka Naam Puchh Rahi Thi,
Jab Golu Ki Baari Aayi To Madam Ne Puchha.
Madam: “Apne Papa Ka Naam Batao?”
Golu: “Mam, Mangnilal Darshanlal Chodhary”
Madam: “Bahut Bada Naam Hai, Chhota Kar Ke Batao?”
Golu: “Ma Dar Chod“

Isliye Der Ho Gayi“

"Kahte Hai Bache Bade Bhole Aur Dil Ke Saaf Hote Hai, Kuch Bhi Sikhao To Jaldi Se Sikh Jaate Hai, Par Is Joke Ko Pad Ke Aap Logo Ko Ehsaan Hoga Ki Ye Baat Kitni Galat Hai."

Ek Chhota Bachha Apne Papa Ko Bolta Hai.
Bachha: “Papa, Susu Karna Sikhao”
Papa: “Beta, Sirf 3 Steps Hai- Take Out Penis, Piss, Shake Penis”
Bachha Bathroom Se 20 Minute Baad Aaya.
Papa Hairaani Se Bole: “Beta, Itna Waqt?”
Bachha: “Papa, 3rd Step Bada Mazedaar Tha, Isliye Der Ho Gayi“

Aaj Kal Ke JawaabDeh Bachche

Ek Barr Ek Bus Me Driver Ke Pichhe Ek Bachcha Baitha Ja Raha Tha Bachcha : Agar Meri Maa Hathini Hoti Toh Main Chhota Hathi Hota! Driver Gusse Se Ghoorte Hue Fir Se Bachcha Bola " Agar Meri Maa Sherni Hoti Toh Main Nanha Sher Hota" Driver Gusse Me Chillate Hue " Agar Teri Maa Randi Aur Baap Bhadva Hota Toh? " Bachcha Masoomiyat Se " To Main Bus-Driver Hota "