Ek Barr Ek Bus Me Driver Ke Pichhe Ek Bachcha Baitha Ja Raha Tha
Bachcha : Agar Meri Maa Hathini Hoti Toh Main Chhota Hathi Hota!
Driver Gusse Se Ghoorte Hue
Fir Se Bachcha Bola " Agar Meri Maa Sherni Hoti Toh Main Nanha Sher Hota"
Driver Gusse Me Chillate Hue " Agar Teri Maa Randi Aur Baap Bhadva Hota Toh? "
Bachcha Masoomiyat Se " To Main Bus-Driver Hota "