But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

class room is a train! 1st -2nd benches r reserved 4 VIP Nxt 2 benches r general coach. Then,Last 2 benches r very demanded!! 4 "SLEEPER COACH"

Height Of Insult. Boy-Friend: “Agar Tumhare Hath Nahi Hote To Kya Tum Gloves (Dastane) Pehanti?” Girl-Friend: “Nahi Bilkul Nahi” Boy-Friend: “To Fir Bra Kyu Pahanti Ho?“

Ek Din Ek Lady Doctor Ke Pass Apne Chekup Ke Liye Gayi Dr: “Zor Se Saans Lo, Aur Zor Se Thoda Aur Tezi Se Sans Lo” Tabhi Ek Awaj Aayi “Kattak” Dr: “Oh Aapki Haddi Mein Fracture Hai” Lady Gusse Se: “Bhonsdi Ke Haddi Thik Hai Meri Bra Ka Hukk Toot Gaya Hai”

Bar Ek Elephant Ne Ek Ladki Ka Rape Kar Diya Ladki Doctor Ke Pass Gayi Examination Ke Liye Dr: “Elephant Ka Lun.d To Sirf 3 Inches Ka Hota Hai Par Tumhari Choot To 10 Inches Khuli Hui Hai” Ladki: “Us Ne Pehle Fingering Ki Thhi“

Ek Bar Ek Aurat Doctor Ke Paas Gayi Aur Boli “Mere Husband Ka Lun.D Bahut Bada Hai Jab Vo Dalta Hai To Dil Ko Lagta Hai” Doctor: “Usko Le Aao Operation Kar Ke Chota Kar Deta Hun” Lady: “Areey Nahi Doctor Saab, Mera Dil Thoda Sa Uppar Kar Do“

Degrees Of Girls MBA – Married But Available BA – Beautifull Ass MBBS – Member Of Big Boobs Society LLB – Lovely Lickable Breasts BSC – Beautifull Sexy Cun.T

Recommended Dosage Of Viagra. New Girlfriend: No Need. Old Girlfriend: Half Tablet. Mistress: 1 Tablet. Wife: 2 Tablets + Blue Film + Whisky + Will Power + Her Permission.

Doctor Went To Check Preeto After Operation.
Doctor: “Dont Worry, You Will Be Fine In Few Days”
Preeto: “How Long Will It Be Before I Am Able To Have A Normal Sex Life?”
Doctor Paused For Sometime
This Alarmed The Preeto: “What The Matter Dr.?”
Doctor: “You Will Be Fine, Its Just That No One Has Ever Asked Such A Question, After Having Their Tonsils Removed“

Dua Ka Sacha Asar To Hona Hi Tha

Ek Aurat Ko Shaadi Ke Kai Saal Baad Bhi Bachha Na Hua.
Aurat Dukhi Ho Kar Ek Pandit Ke Paas Gayi.
Aurat: “Pandit Ji, Meri Shaadi Ko Paanch Saal Ho Gaye, Par Ek Bhi Bachha Nahi Hua”
Pandit: “Main Badrinath Mein Tumhare Naam Ka Diya Jala Dunga, Jarur Kirpa Hogi”
10 Saal Baad, Pandit Ji Us Aurat Ke Ghar Gaye To Dekha Ke Uske Aangan Mein 10 Bachhe Khel Rahe The.
Pandit: “Mubarak Ho, Bachhon Ke Papa Kaha Hai?”
Aurat: “Badrinath Gaye Hai, Diya Bujhaane“

Melody And Maala D

Question: “What’s The Difference Between Melody & Mala-D?”
Answer: “Jab Bacche Masti Karte Hai To Melody Di Jati Hai,
Jab Bachhon Ki Maan Masti Kar Rahi Ho To Mala-D.”

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

But Still Fuse Matters

Man Looked His Naked Body In Mirror And Said To The Wife
Man: “Look 70 Kgs Of Pure Dynamite”
Wife Smiled And Reply: “But Shame On The 5cm Fuse“

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,

Bikini Is Like Balance Sheet,
What It Reveals Is Exciting,
But What It Conceals Is Mind Blowing.